Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Chelsea Handler could be going to CBS


TMZ reports a photo of Chelsea Handler with a stack of CBS documents.  Handler describes the photo as a business meeting with CBS. 

With David Letterman retiring and Craig Ferguson on just a one year contract extension, it seems like a good time for CBS to attract a younger and more diverse audience.  The Late Night networking schedule seems really crowded and skewing towards attracting the young male audience.  Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Conan, Jon Stewart, and Stephen Colbert all focus on youth-oriented humor. 

If CBS were to land Chelsea, they would be able to attract a larger female audience to counter the other networks.

Monday, February 3, 2014

Here is Justin Bieber's Mugshot from DUI arrest


Here is Justin Bieber's mugshot!

And the predictable Young Celebrity spiral into drugs and arrests begins!  Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan need to stage an intervention!

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Christian Bale will play Batman for $50 million dollars

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If Christian Bale agrees to a new studio contract, he would return to playing Batman for $50 million dollars in the new Superman vs. Batman movie. 

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Saturday, August 10, 2013

ARod could be suspended for Life by Bud Selig

If Bud Selig had his way, ARod would be suspended for life from baseball for his repeated use of illegal performance enhancing drugs (PEDs).

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For now, Arod receives a 211 game suspension.  However, since he has never tested positive for PEDs, he should be able to appeal to the standard 50 game suspension for first time offenders.


Monday, August 5, 2013

Celeb Rehab News: Charlie Sheen is a Grandpa

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Charlie Sheen is now a Grandfather.  His oldest daughter, 28 year old Cassandra Estevez, has given birth to a child named Luna.  Let’s hope Charlie does his best to keep her away from drugs!

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Saturday, August 3, 2013

Lindsay Lohan out of Rehab, appears Topless and Nude in Movie

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Lindsay Lohan is out after spending 90 days in court-enforced rehab after various legal run-ins.  She guest hosted on Chelsea Lately and is promoting her new indie movie, The Canyons, where she appears Nude and Topless in multiple scenes.

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Friday, July 26, 2013

Amanda Bynes is Crazy and becoming the next Charlie Sheen and Britney Spears

Amanda Bynes is Crazy and following in the footsteps of Charlie Sheen, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan; meaning that she has problems with drugs and has become mentally unstable.  It seems like a re-occurring problem for Wealthy Child Stars.  They have millions of dollars and start living on their own, and they develop serious drug habits by the time they are 25.

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It appears that Amanda's drug abuse of choice is marijuana, which isn't that bad, but she's apparently having problems functioning in society or keeping an apartment.  She was kicked out of her apartment in NYC for smoking too much weed.  She shaved her head just like Britney, perhaps in an attempt to prevent drug testing by hair follicles.

Now she is back in Los Angeles, but somehow managed to set a gas can on fire in her neighbor's driveway, as well as her pants, and her dog.  She is now in a mental hospital for further evaluation while her parents attempt to prevent her from accessing and wasting more of her savings on drugs and other stuff, but mostly on drugs.